Birding round Durham & Sunderland 2012

Birdwatching in & around Houghton-le-Spring, Sunderland, County Durham.

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Attention Birders Wives ! - ALL NEW Xmas Stocking Filler !

Migrant hunters the world over will be aware of the old adage :-

 "Whats Hit is History, Whats Missed is Mystery......" 

Ensure YOU are bang up to date with THE Latest Ornithological development,  DONT miss, DONT make do with a fleeting glimpse of a disappearing tail-end...........

We can get you in on the action falcon-fast & are proud to Introduce, direct from the icy wastes of Russia the all new " Monoc Shot-ski Mark I" :-

NB: Old Soviet not included - sold as an optional extra.
Here it is in all its glory:-
Testimonial:- "We showed them no Mercy, and shot them like Rats -"
Comes complete with a money back Guarentee :-
A Prile of Jacks before Breakfast or your money back

Happy Hunting !

1 comment:

  1. Very nice inventive...it will work surely!!
    Saludos camperos!

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